Sometimes you get lucky and find the perfect parking spot. Other times... not so much.
We used to think the biggest problem with sewer drains was their propensity for stealing errant whiffle balls; we've never seen one go medieval on a car. On the plus side, if the creative team behind those Dean Winters mayhem Allstate ads was looking for new ideas, this is probably a good one.
"I'm a Canadian sewer geyser..."