As the loathsome Watto once said, "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me, only money." So, get ready to cough up some cash this holiday season.
This is a huge year for "Star Wars" fans -- "The Force Awakens," the first major "Star Wars" movie since 2005, opens Dec. 18, and there's no end to the product tie-ins. Want some Chewbacca-inspired Coffee-Mate? It's yours. (Gross!) "Star Wars" AA batteries? Sure.
Like a vibroblade through womp rats, we cut through the chaff and picked 18 gifts "Star Wars" lovers will actually appreciate. And if these aren't enough, our colleagues on HuffPost Lifestyle picked out the best "Star Wars" kitchen gadgets.
This piece is adapted from a 2014 feature.