Stretch Armstrong Takes On A Hydraulic Press And Meets His Match

It turned into a game of squash.

Retro action figure Stretch Armstrong has made a comeback, but we don’t recommend that he take on opponents out of his league.

Like a hydraulic press, for instance.

Let’s just say that all the elasticity in the world isn’t going to help ol’ Stretch here.

Did he really think he could escape the same fate as a pumpkin or Christmas ornaments under the crushing auspices of factory owner Lauri Vuohensilta and the Hydraulic Press Channel?

Watch above for the full carnage. 

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