1st Rule: You do not talk about substantive issues.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about substantive issues.
3rd Rule: Fights end when someone goes limp, taps out, or passes out drunk.
4th Rule: It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or until the old lady heils Hitler.
5th Rule: Get 'em out.
6th Rule: Every fight must contain at least one person wearing camo.
7th Rule: It's not a racial thing. Seriously. We're spitting in each other's faces because we disagree over Chinese tariffs.
8th Rule: If this is your first night at a Trump rally, you have to fight.
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