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The First Rule Of Trump Rally Fight Club

You do not talk about substantive issues.

1st Rule: You do not talk about substantive issues.

 

2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about substantive issues.

3rd Rule: Fights end when someone goes limp, taps out, or passes out drunk.

 

4th Rule: It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or until the old lady heils Hitler.

5th Rule: Get 'em out.

 

6th Rule: Every fight must contain at least one person wearing camo.

7th Rule: It's not a racial thing. Seriously. We're spitting in each other's faces because we disagree over Chinese tariffs.

 

8th Rule: If this is your first night at a Trump rally, you have to fight.

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