Tweets That Capture The Pain Of Parenting REALLY Early Risers

"I need an alarm clock that doesn't wake me up at 5 a.m. asking for Cheerios."

If you’re a parent of an early riser — like, the kind of mom or dad who sees it as a major victory if your child manages to sleep until 6 a.m. — your days are long. Like, by the time 10 a.m. rolls around, you’ve already had a DAY.

Thankfully, you’re not alone. We rounded up 29 funny tweets from fellow parents of early risers to help take a bit of the pain away — and to enjoy over a cup of coffee. (Or 15.)