Summertime and the Republicans are crazy. I mean, literally crazy in a way that usually gets people kicked off public transportation. Eight years of George W. Bush actually reduced the brain stem activity of the brave few remaining who call themselves Republicans to the point of beyond stupid into actually delusional.
And it's in this spirit of bipartisanship that I offer helpful words of advice.
And I offer them a more serious message here - you're being played, yo..