Every few years a social media account comes along that changes the game. And perhaps Wendy’s Twitter account is that game-changer.
Like Skynet becoming sentient, Wendy’s Twitter recently awoke and then quickly developed a taste for humans. You can only imagine how quickly it grew tired of their stupid questions.
So it was truly refreshing to see Wendy’s unleash the true potential of a commercial social media account. We picked out some of the best responses. Warning: Savagery ahead.
@LacedlLouie Get one of your 51 followers to roast you.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 3, 2017
@HBnotHP They don't call it a battle when it's one sided though
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 5, 2017
@Ethan4Lax We rock the pigtails, we diss the big fails, delivering sick roasts through express mail
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 5, 2017
@patstaytraping pic.twitter.com/MgPNRjQIXd
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 5, 2017
@jskrox pics or it didn't happen
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 5, 2017
@niazisababe Check your work. This math is wrong.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@EzokRBX Quality
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@chlangie x=9
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
Y=10
@mikecperez86 let it go
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@dar1o eww
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@MA_Gonzo0629 We are a restaurant
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@likaluca pic.twitter.com/KtATa7SxHh
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@dpeacock980 Your dignity
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@alolablue Being a restaurant
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@agonzalez211_ Nah
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@getsomeual This is your mother. Stop messing around on the internet and make your bed.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@TinyGrande19 Even in the worst places, it's nice for people to have hope.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@6371c5ddf354451 what'd they win? A participation trophy?
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@iCosmics You are correct.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@jwhende It's fried potato covered in cheese. We don't try to claim it's healthy.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@Amadxus Well, our beef is fresh
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
@caseyarnold23 You dropped your name tag pic.twitter.com/O7OpUP012p
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017