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For All The Similarities In Their Politics, Donald Trump Is At Best An Apprentice Compared To Modi

“They would both enjoy each other.”
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Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump speaks at a Bollywood-themed charity concert put on by the Republican Hindu Coalition in Edison, New Jersey, U.S. October 15, 2016. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

This Diwali, let us be thankful to Donald Trump.

He could not celebrate Diwali at a Hindu temple in Virginia personally. After all he does have an election to win. But his daughter Ivanka, who many think of as the improved version of Trump anyway, promised to do the honours. Alas, even she could not make it. But Lara Trump showed up instead. Lara who? She's a Trump by marriage, the family bahu. Sort of like Sonia Gandhi actually.

Indian-American community activist Rajesh Gooty welcomed her exultantly saying that with her presence Diwali had arrived early in the county. Community activists said this was the first time a family member of one of the top two presidential candidates was visiting a Hindu temple.

And now Trump has even released a Happy Diwali election ad, albeit a poorly-edited one, targeting desis with the tagline, Ab ki baar Trump sarkar, or as he mangles it "Abi ki baar Trump sorkar". Sorkaar? A Bengali must have coached him. But hey, full points for trying.

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He's not the first. Phir ek baar, Cameron sarkar, said David Cameron when he ran for re-election after worshipping at the Swami Narayan temple. Narendra Modi responded by tweeting "Phir ek baar, Cameron sarkar" after Cameron won. The magic slogan had worked but not for long. Brexit sent Cameron packing soon. Trump should remember that.

Let's be fair, Trump has done a fair bit of outreach to a community where support for him is stuck around 7% according to polls. He's addressed a rally, released an election ad, sent his daughter-in-law to a Hindu temple. The irony is, one of his political action committee still released an ad trying to paint Hillary Clinton as the one in India's pocket, the outsourcing champion, the one who cares more about India than USA.

Perhaps it helps that apart from one call-centre accent mocking moment, Trump has not really gone after Indian-Americans. The two-page New York Times spread listing the 282 people, places and things Donald Trump has insulted on Twitter does not include Indians or India. Since he's gone after pretty much every other minority in the US at some point or the other, perhaps Indians were the only group left for some Trump love.

"Trump's wooing of the Indian-American community feeds right into the airbrushed model minority image the community has of itself."

Of course it also helps that Shalli Kumar, the Indian entrepreneur who likes to claim he is the first desi Republican and who, along with his wife, are huge donors to the Trump's campaign. His Republican Hindu Coalition has been the moving force behind Donald Trump's Desi Adventure. Actually whether Trump wins or loses, Shalli Kumar has become a "name" in this election with his quixotic and high-profile support for The Donald. He for sure, is a winner this time. Perhaps the next Republican Convention will give him a few moments on stage. This one had no desis on display despite Kumar's big donations.

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Republican Hindu Coalition Chairman Shalli Kumar (2nd R) helps Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump (2nd L) light a ceremonial diya lamp before he speaks at a Bollywood-themed charity concert put on by the Republican Hindu Coalition in Edison, New Jersey, U.S. October 15, 2016. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

But it is intriguing the way Trump has gone about his outreach. There's usually a set script for these overtures, one that Barack Obama has also followed. Usually you mention a little inspiration from Mahatma Gandhi (perhaps a quote from him), maybe a joking reference to Indian food (Obama claims to know how to cook dal although it was a Pakistani roommate's mother who taught him) and then the usual boilerplate dialogue about how the world's oldest democracy and the world's largest democracy are "natural" allies. However Washington is always the top dog in the relationship and India is the aspirant for America's affections.

"He dared to do what even the BJP can't quite do. He equated India with Hindu. He loves the Hindu."

Trump, perhaps inadvertently, turned that on its head. His outreach to Indian-Americans, (OK, who are we kidding, Hindu Americans) seems to be based on presenting himself as Buzzfeed put it, the American Modi. He told the crowd in New Jersey he looks forward to working with "great man" Narendra Modi "who has been very energetic in reforming India's bureaucracy", something Trump wants to do in the USA as well. He touted Modi's economic schemes as a model for the US. Trump, very much an America First candidate, seems to be saying he wants to take a leaf out of Narendra Modi's book. Now that's a first. And he dared to do what even the BJP can't quite do. He equated India with Hindu. He loves the Hindu.

Trump's wooing of the Indian-American community feeds right into the airbrushed model minority image the community has of itself. It strokes the spelling bee over-achiever ego and carefully puts out of sight uncomfortable truths such as the fact that Indians constitute one of the fastest growing "illegal" populations in the United States by dint of overstaying visas rather than border crossing without papers. But Trump plays the good-immigrant, bad-immigrant game and it resonates well with many Indian Americans. And it gives a xenophobic campaign some diversity cover.

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Signs are ready for attendees to hold during Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump's remarks at a Bollywood-themed charity concert put on by the Republican Hindu Coalition in Edison, New Jersey, U.S. October 15, 2016. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Funnily, some of Narendra Modi's most passionate supporters bristle at the comparison. Trump is a billionaire born with a silver spoon in his mouth unlike Modi. While Modi as PM has been very shrewd and careful about his Mann ki baat, Trump makes a specialty out of shooting from the hip and insulting anyone he likes. Modi is a long-time politician, Trump is a carpetbagger even in his own party. But Trump, like Modi, wants to paint himself as the outsider candidate, a robust nationalist, jousting against biased media, the one who will shake up the establishment, unafraid to call a spade a spade especially if it's an "Islamic terrorist" spade. "Donald Trump (as president) would be a very tough defender of the United States. Prime Minister Modi is a very tough defender of India," said former US Speaker Newt Gingrich. "They would both enjoy each other."

But let's be clear, in this case, Modi is the master, Trump is at best the apprentice.

And now by borrowing that famous Modi tagline, Trump seems to be trying to attach himself to Modi's coat-tails. Actually there's a perfect coat Modi-ji has that Trump can attach himself to. It's expensive, it's flashy and it has the leader's name stitched all over it. It's branding on steroids. Come to think of it, it's actually very very Trump.

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That women are essentially aesthetically-pleasing objects.(02 of12)
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That women on The Apprentice need to rely on sex appeal.(03 of12)
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"It's certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on 'The Apprentice' were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal."-- How To Get Rich, 2004 (credit:Facebook/The Apprentice)
That bad press doesn't matter as long as you have a sexy girlfriend.(04 of12)
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"You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."-- from an interview with Esquire, 1991 (credit:Getty/AFP)
That pumping breast milk is "disgusting."(05 of12)
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That all women hate prenups, because they are gold diggers.(06 of12)
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“The most difficult aspect of the prenuptial agreement is informing your future wife (or husband): I love you very much, but just in case things don’t work out, this is what you will get in the divorce. There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else. The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting sucker she’s got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement in order to make a quick hit and take the money given to her.” --Trump: The Art of the Comeback, 1997 (credit:Amazon)
That women have a "great act" going on to trick men.(07 of12)
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“Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.” -- Trump: The Art of the Comeback, 1997 (credit:Getty)
That Hillary would be a bad president because her husband cheated on her.(08 of12)
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That the best line in any movie is this beautiful gem.(09 of12)
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“My favorite part [of 'Pulp Fiction'] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: 'Bitch be cool.' I love those lines.” -- TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005 (credit:Amazon)
That a journalist who offended him had an ugly face.(10 of12)
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New York Times columnist Gail Collins recalled: "During one down period, I referred to him in print as a 'financially embattled thousandaire' and he sent me a copy of the column with my picture circled and 'The Face of a Dog!' written over it." (credit:Getty)
That women fawn all over him because he is rich and powerful.(11 of12)
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"Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred," Trump said about himself one time. "Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money." (credit:Getty)
That the ladies on 'The Apprentice' are all super in to him.(12 of12)
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"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."-- How To Get Rich, 2004 (credit:Facebook)
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