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Mary Falls

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Mary Falls hails from royalty and was raised by cowboy Vikings from Hell on a survivalist compound nestled in the yuppy suburbs outside of DC. In high school she was voted Class Clown, Most Fun to Hang Out With, and Least Likely to Graduate. On a dare, Mary went on to college, graduating magna cum laude from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill with a double major in Communication Studies and Parasol Twirling for Free Drinks. After completing her post graduate study in publishing at NYU, she naturally spent most of her career making movies and TV shows. Her proudest accomplishments are her dog's sweet sassy molasses mohawk and that time she had pizza in Hawaii with Iron Man. In her spare time, Mary enjoys falconry, dating musicians for sport, and cursing in German.

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