Toni Hammer

Writer, humorist, transparent mom. Blogger at

Toni Hammer never planned on having children, but she is now a stay-at-home to a daughter and son who were born 355 days apart because the universe has an awesome sense of humor. She chronicles her mommy misadventures at <a href="" rel="nofollow">Is It Bedtime Yet? Stories From a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job</a> and tries to be funny on <a href="" rel="nofollow">Facebook </a>and <a href="" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a>. She is a regular contributor to <a href="" rel="nofollow">Scary Mommy</a> and has also been featured on <a href="" rel="nofollow">Mamalode</a>. Her first book -- a hilarious and honest mommy memoir -- is currently being pitched to publishers.