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Toni Hammer

Writer, humorist, transparent mom. Blogger at tonihammer.com

Toni Hammer never planned on having children, but she is now a stay-at-home to a daughter and son who were born 355 days apart because the universe has an awesome sense of humor. She chronicles her mommy misadventures at <a href="http://www.tonihammer.com" rel="nofollow">Is It Bedtime Yet? Stories From a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job</a> and tries to be funny on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/tonihammerwriter" rel="nofollow">Facebook </a>and <a href="https://twitter.com/realtonihammer" rel="nofollow">Twitter</a>. She is a regular contributor to <a href="http://www.scarymommy.com/author/toni-hammer/" rel="nofollow">Scary Mommy</a> and has also been featured on <a href="http://mamalode.com/writer/422" rel="nofollow">Mamalode</a>. Her first book -- a hilarious and honest mommy memoir -- is currently being pitched to publishers.

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