You probably wouldn't lose employment because you farted in bed, but Americans believe that cutting one at a job interview is less embarrassing than during sex, SWNS reported.
And there's a whole lot more breaking news from a 2,000-person survey conducted by flatulence deodorant Devrom:
-- Only 37 percent would confess to having dealt it if a coworker smelt it.
-- 44 percent said they leave the room after they blow their butt trumpet. (Cowards!)
-- 20 percent would make a loud noise to muffle their vibrating sphincter and avoid detection.
-- 35 percent would prefer to fart loud and odor free, rather than the ol' SBD (silent but deadly).
-- 30 percent have lost their appetite because someone ripped one.
As for the embarrassment scale, here's the top five:
1. During sex. 2. During a job interview 3. On a date. 4. In a car filled with people. 5. While at work.
To find out more on how America passes gas, check out the word on the street in the SWNS video above.