Breaking: Donald Trump Campaign Endorses Hilary Clinton

In an election cycle that seemingly couldn't get any stranger, Donald Trump's campaign took the unusual step of dropping it's own candidate, and adding itself to the growing list of publications, corporations and entities that normally would not endorse the Democratic nominee.

"We're just trying to come out of this with a little bit of dignity, at this point," said Kellyanne Conway, sheepishly holding up an "I'm with her," sign as she broke the news earlier today on MSNBC's Meet The Press. The head of the Trump campaign continued, "I have been kept up for the last three months by horrific images of what a Trump presidency would actually look like, and I really need to sleep."