Although he was able to relatively keep it together on election night, Wednesday night's "Colbert Report" opened with a distraught Stephen Colbert mourning "four more years of hopey change."
After eating popcorn in a bathrobe and seeking comfort in a Bud Light Limem, Colbert was reminded of his contractual obligation to the show and got into the final election results. After learning that President Obama won by nabbing eight out of nine swing states, Colbert conluded that America was "done" and dutifully rolled the credits.
Watch Colbert's opening segment above and see below for his take on Bill O'Reilly's "It's not a traditional America anymore" comments.
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