There’s a time and place for guys to touch their eggplant, but it’s not in a theater showing “The Emoji Movie.”
A woman watching the movie with her kids on Friday noticed a heavyset man in his 20s or 30s sitting alone in the back row of the theater with his hands down his pants, police told the Asbury Park Press..
The suspect had facial hair, and wore a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke, according to News 12 New Jersey.
Police released a photo of the man taken from video surveillance cameras.
Anyone with information is asked to contact Detective Janet Benitez at 732-938-4575, extension 2885, or anonymously at http://www.p3tips.com.
T.J. Miller, star of “The Emoji Movie,” reacted to the news story with a pretty hilarious tweet.