The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Oct. 25-31)

My kid said I look like the evil stepmother in Cinderella, and I said that’s funny because I’m the one doing all the chores.

— krista (@kristabellerina) October 27, 2025

Our kids hate our Halloween costume. pic.twitter.com/1A0vvU96H2

— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) October 25, 2025

I called somebody a bum, my child said what's a bum? I said a person that don't got nothing, no car no house no money nothing. She talking about “so l'm a bum?!”😂
yes baby unfortunately you are😭😭

— Izzo (@israeldfirzt) October 25, 2025

Whenever my 14yo acts like he knows everything, I remind him he used to be adamant that there was an East Virginia since there was a West Virginia.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) October 26, 2025

Shout out to the dads who make silent sacrifices pic.twitter.com/unALhAk0mp

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 25, 2025

My son was on a weekend trip with friends & learned the hard way what “market price” means.

— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) October 28, 2025

me: listen, I’m going to explain everything again, but I don’t want any comments, questions, or interruptions until I’m done. period.

son: ok, but can I just say something?

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 26, 2025

Store emails be like “Hey we saw you bought one thing from us as a gift, would you like to make every purchase from us for the rest your life and join our book club, go in on a timeshare, and make us your child’s godparent?”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) October 25, 2025