The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Nov. 8-14)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

I like to scare my kids by telling them about Netscape Navigator.
— krista (@kristabellerina) November 8, 2025

*driving in heavy traffic*

My 7yo: what's the opposite number of 3
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 12, 2025

ruining my kids day by saying 6-7 every chance I get today.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 9, 2025

Adults: Don’t interrupt unless it’s an emergency.

Kids (interrupting): I CAN’T FIND THE YELLOW CAT ERASER FROM JOEY’S LOOT BAG LAST YEAR
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 9, 2025

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My favorite part about having kids is, no matter their mood, they always listen the first time I ask them to do something.

And now that we’re all laughing, what kind of chocolate pairs best with repressed rage?
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 13, 2025

One time I was teaching Sunday School and I asked the kids what was one kind thing we could do for others and a 1st grader said, “We could not shoot people in their penis with a Nerf gun” and I think we should all abide by this advice.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) November 10, 2025

Me: Kids are at school, the husband is gone. Finally some peace and quiet.

*sees tree removal company trucks pull up across the street at my neighbor's house*

Me: Crap.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) November 10, 2025

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