Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Kate Hall, co-editor (with Science of Parenthood's Norine Dworkin-McDaniel and Jessica Ziegler) of The Big Book of Parenting Tweets. Kate also blogs at Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine? and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @KateWhineHall on Twitter for more!
A recordable Christmas storybook for my kids from my folks. How sweet.
My favorite part is hearing the ice in Grandpa's martini glass.
— Nick Dadamantium (@dadamantium) December 18, 2014
I asked my son for a Sweetart and he gave me a yellow one so I guess we've officially reached the "I hate my mom" years.
— Manda (@lilgapeach32) December 18, 2014
12: Don’t touch my video game. I’m going to bed
18 takes selfie playing 12’s game & sends it
Screaming erupts from 12’s room
— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) December 18, 2014
Lunchables. For when you're either too young or too drunk to care.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) December 17, 2014