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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

12/19/2014 05:11pm ET | Updated December 19, 2014

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Our guest curator this week is Kate Hall, co-editor (with Science of Parenthood's Norine Dworkin-McDaniel and Jessica Ziegler) of The Big Book of Parenting Tweets. Kate also blogs at Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine? and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @KateWhineHall on Twitter for more!

A recordable Christmas storybook for my kids from my folks. How sweet.

My favorite part is hearing the ice in Grandpa's martini glass.

— Nick Dadamantium (@dadamantium) December 18, 2014

I asked my son for a Sweetart and he gave me a yellow one so I guess we've officially reached the "I hate my mom" years.

— Manda (@lilgapeach32) December 18, 2014

12: Don’t touch my video game. I’m going to bed
18: Ok
12 exits
18 takes selfie playing 12’s game & sends it
Screaming erupts from 12’s room

— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) December 18, 2014

Lunchables. For when you're either too young or too drunk to care.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) December 17, 2014

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