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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

First kid: We have two hours to be at the park!

Last kid: We have ten minutes left to stop at the park!

— Kathy kissingthefrog (@lifewiththefrog) January 26, 2015

My kids finally hate that Pharrell song.

NOW I'm happy.

— The People's Goddess (@ShoutingGoddess) January 28, 2015

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