Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

01/30/2015 03:48pm ET | Updated December 6, 2017

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

First kid: We have two hours to be at the park!

Last kid: We have ten minutes left to stop at the park!

— Kathy kissingthefrog (@lifewiththefrog) January 26, 2015

My kids finally hate that Pharrell song.

NOW I'm happy.

— The People's Goddess (@ShoutingGoddess) January 28, 2015

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