A damn goat terrorized the ESPN offices in Bristol, Connecticut on Thursday, proving once and for all that goats will goat anywhere they please.
ESPN employee Jordan Loperena first tweeted the madness in a campus parking lot:
Then, the internet went crazy. Kids everywhere were cheering on the goat as officers tried to apprehend him. Within an hour, the beast was collared, but not before the jokes were made.
There are unconfirmed reports that the goat was looking to replace Austin Davis at quarterback for the St. Louis Rams.
Good job today, goat.