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If Parenthood Was a Broadway Show

Parenthood: The Musical! is coming to a theater near you. Tickets must be purchased 9 months in advance, but even then the exact starting date and time of the show is TBD and completely at the producer's discretion.
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Parenthood: The Musical! is coming to a theater near you.

Tickets must be purchased 9 months in advance, but even then the exact starting date and time of the show is TBD and completely at the producer's discretion. (Will most likely be held between the hours of 1 and 4 A.M., or right when your partner is going on a business trip.)

Sing along to such famous parenthood classics as:

  • "Whistle While You Clean Up Poop"

  • "The Music of the Night (Please, Go To Sleep)"
  • "Memory: I Know I Came In Here For Something"
  • You won't really know what the show is like until you get there, but that's parenthood for you. If you'd like to pretend you know what you're getting yourself into before purchasing tickets, please see our featured audience reviews:

    36 out of 51 people found the following review helpful

    NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED
    Roger from Philadelphia
    "I was told this would be the most fulfilling experience of my life, but most of the show was just trying to locate half of a pair of shoes and telling people we were going to be late."

    40 out of 62 people found the following review helpful

    PARENTHOOD IS THE BEST
    Christine from Seattle
    "Two thumbs up and I would definitely go again! Although when I say I've already seen it 3 times, people usually raise an eyebrow and say 'Better you than me' or 'You know where those tickets come from, don't you?'"

    45 out of 70 people found the following review helpful

    EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER
    Erica from Detroit
    "Went from literally crying tears of boredom at the tedious parts to sobbing on my husband's shoulder because I didn't want it to end. This happened several times throughout the show."

    29 out of 55 people found the following review helpful

    VOCALS WERE AMAZING!!!
    Kevin from New York City
    "I've never heard anyone belt it out as long and as loud as the cast of this show. When I think about how they manage to do this same performance night after night... I'm absolutely dumbfounded."

    30 out of 49 people found the following review helpful

    CONFUSED
    Jocelyn from San Antonio
    "When I first heard about Parenthood: The Musical! I was really excited to see it. The concept of the show was dynamite, but the cast seemed to have little interest in following the script or the stage directions given to them. I had no clue what was going on. Perhaps they could give us some kind of manual at the start of the show??"

    Critics can't quite agree on what exactly Parenthood: The Musical! is, but it's guaranteed to be one crazy ride. Get your tickets* today!

    *Tickets available at a participating obstetrician, midwife, or adoption agency near you; price cannot be disclosed until you've already committed to buy. All tickets are non-transferrable and non-refundable.

    Jenny Evans is a writer, a perfectionist, a night owl and a Mormon mom of five who makes jokes at her own expense and blogs about her messy life with a houseful of kids at Unremarkable Files.

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