'IKEA' Is Basically The Real Life Version Of 'Gravity' (VIDEO)

In Ikea, unlike space, everyone can hear you scream.

Which is a good thing, considering the scary likelihood of getting lost within the store's cavernous confines, stumbling down a disorienting pre-set path, through aisles of POÄNG chairs and improbably clean kitchens, all the while searching, hoping, for an exit. Anywhere, an exit.

Per the video's description, "Alfonso Cuarón's 'IKEA'" features a two-person cast of Alex Viola and Daniel Hubbard, with camerawork by Tyler Newhouse, who posits the ultimate question on his Facebook wall: "[H]ow the hell did we not get kicked out of Ikea, hour after hour after hour?"

WATCH the trailer, above.