A brave reporter from ANIMAL took to the streets of New York on Thursday to interview a gaggle of One Direction fans camped outside "The Today Show," many for multiple days, in anticipation of the boys' performance.
When asked about the craziest thing they would do to win the affection of One Direction, the teen girls' responses ranged from "drink their pee" (ew?) to "get hit by a car." And after being accused of liking them because they were "hot," fans were quick to defend their feelings for the band.
"A lot of people think that we only like them because [they're hot] and that's just not true," one girl said, with another piping in, "They're nice and they're not douchebags like Justin Bieber."
They also clarified what being a die-hard fan really means.
"We can get a little crazy. But not, like, homicidal."
Watch the video above for more hilarious insight into the minds of some of the most dedicated Directioners we've ever seen.