The following slide show is excerpted from "Palinisms: The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Sarah Palin," edited by Jacob Weisberg (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt). Click here to buy the book on Amazon. Click here for more daily Palinisms on Slate. You can also Like Palinisms on Facebook.
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