Why didn't George Lucas and J.J. Abrams think of this? (Don't answer that. We know why.)
Watch two naked guys have a "Star Wars" lightsaber duel with what appear to be their condom-sheathed penises.
The offer lasts through Dec. 23 -- plenty of time to be ready for when your Force awakens.
Please note the following might be too explicit for some viewers.
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