18 Honest And Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

"Marriage is sexting your husband all day about the wild sex you’re gonna have and then having quiet sex in your Snuggie so the kids won’t wake up."
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Any way you slice it, sex after you become a parent is at least a little bit different than it was pre-kiddos.

Maybe sex is happening less. Heck, maybe it’s happening more (good on you!). Perhaps it’s scheduled and rescheduled, sometimes squeezed in at odd hours of the day. And there’s a good chance that at one point or another, your roll in the hay will be interrupted — or foiled altogether — by your beloved offspring.

As always, we can count on the moms and dads of Twitter to hilariously and succinctly capture the parenting experience — in this case, the highs and lows of sex after kids. Below are 18 tweets that do just that.

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