"Weird Al" Yankovic made a debate parody and it makes Donald J Trump more coherent than he's ever been. With the autotuned help of YouTubers Schmoyoho the song is actually able to construct a direct and succinct performance from Trump. The song "Bad Hombres, Nasty Women" is attached below.
Obviously, Hillary performance in the song is much stronger because she clearly saw the questions before the debate. The song actually ignores the insane aftermath of the debate but still manages to capture the essence of the political dumpster fire perfectly.
It is truly a disappointing time to be following American politics. Now that we've had a Weird Al parody, the only way things could get better would be a Trump dick pic. C'mon you know you want to see his cheese loaf.