Velveeta

The debate over whether Velveeta is an acceptable option for mac and cheese is a heated one.
Follow this recipe and a few commandments to make the mac-daddy of all suppers.
"Democrats are to political courage what Velveeta is to cheese."
Let's say your self hatred has ratcheted up to the point that you've lost everything and the only place you can afford to eat is a lousy diner which serves things like hamburgers and BLT's. You'll at least be able to thank the stars for one thing. You won't end up cutting the cheese.
I have an embarrassing confession. Last week I was invited to a Tupperware Party. That's not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that I went. It was an invitation I didn't dare refuse.
Who's responsible for letting actor/author Chris Colfer voice his own audiobook, The Land of Stories, a Grimm Warning? Aside from garbled words, his fourth grade reading technique is a formidable obstacle to getting past the first chapter.
11. The near Srirachapocalypse of 2014. 4. The great migration of the Gathering of the Juggalos. He first reappeared on Drake's
According to college students, obviously.
The news of a Velveeta shortage has some people worried about their Super Bowl party dips, but Bill Maher is concerned for