Amazon, Tenga, Nordstrom
It’s one thing for a sex toy to live up to climactic proportions. It’s another if it looks good while doing it — so good in fact, that it can live on your nightstand without anyone being the wiser about its core purpose.
If you like the idea of form meeting function, keep reading to see an array of incognito vibrators, dildos and plugs that look like chic decor items.
Explore the handblown glass play wand that looks like a chili pepper, a suction toy encased a blush pink compact and even a vibrating G-spot toy made out of 24-karat gold — each one capable of satisfying the horniest of aesthetes.
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Tenga
A ridged seashell vibrator
Defined, sensation-inducing ribs run along the surface of this stylish seashell vibe that's coated in an incredibly soft and dust-resistant silicone. Waterproof up to 20 inches, this toy promises five powerful yet quiet vibration modes and two patterns and can be conveniently charged in the included polycarbonate display case.
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Etsy/FormFunctionLLC
A silicone geode dildo
Made from a delightfully squidgy platinum silicone, this dildo is designed to look like a crystal geode structure and features a bumpy texture, perfect for both internal and external stimulation. It measures eight inches in height and comes in four color options.
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Nordstrom
A sleek necklace vibe
This sleek vibe hangs on a long wearable chain and comes in three metal finishes. Designed for external use only, the bullet-style vibe is great for clitoral stimulation and offers multiple powerful yet quiet vibration settings.
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Amazon
A glass chili pepper toy
Boasting pleasure-inducing curves and a silky smooth exterior, this hand-blown glass chili pepper can be cooled or warmed for heightened sensation. Like most glass toys, this non-porous material is great for people with skin sensitivities and is incredibly easy to clean.
5
Babeland
A curved stainless steel wand
Delightfully cool and heavy, the versatile Njoy Fun Wand is crafted with seamless stainless steel and features a dual-ended design that's perfectly curved for hitting either the P or G spot.
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Amazon
A rose quartz crystal dildo
Chakrubs, a company that fuses crystal therapy and sexual wellness, makes this dual-ended dildo sculpted from pure rose quartz. Its curved shape and bulbous end is ideal for G-spot stimulation, while the rosy crystal finish looks great on a nightstand.
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Bellesa
A discreet suction toy in a compact
Tucked inside this discreet compact lies a petite clitoral suction toy that also happens to be 100% waterproof. It's designed with an incredibly soft medical-grade silicone tip and uses a series of five different intense air pulsations to truly satisfy.
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Cute Little Fuckers
An adorable vibrating plug
The adorable and innovative toy offerings from Cute Little Fuckers, a queer-, trans- and disabled-owned sexual wellness company, are created to be inclusive of all anatomies. Their Princette Puppypus is coated in a velvety soft silicone and outfitted with tons of fun textures, ripples and bumps. Great for anal play or for anywhere else on the body, users can enjoy five vibration speeds and patterns that run along the domed, insertable head as well the bottom ring of tentacles.
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JimmyJane
A disco ball glass dildo
The exterior of this borosilicate glass dildo is sparkly and faceted, just like a disco ball, to provide exciting texture-induced sensations. Hand-crafted and six inches in length, this wand is also double-sided, perfect for G-spot stimulation.
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Emojibator
A warming candle vibrator
This light-up waterproof candle toy quite literally brings the heat thanks to its stimulating warming function. Coated in body-safe silicone, the toy has six different vibrational settings and patterns to choose from.
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Amazon
A hand-blown glass plug
This shiny onyx plug is made from hand-blown glass and has an ascending bubble design and a weighty feel. The hypoallergenic glass is non-porous, and when properly cared for, is meant to last a lifetime.
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Lelo
A 24-karat gold G-spot toy
The most opulent display in sex toy luxury is Lelo's Olga, a G-spot stimulating toy that's crafted from 24-karat gold. This non-vibing toy can be warmed or cooled to offer a delicious blend of temperatures and its dual-ended design means it can be used in a variety of ways.
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