Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I'm making a conscious effort to limit my kids' screen time until school starts. We never go over 9 or 10 hours a day.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) August 26, 2014

I'm never watching my kids, bc the rules of literature state that the more I ignore them the more delightful their adventures.

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) September 6, 2014

Kids will always remember the time Facebook & eBay were down together as "that one time Mom played with us"

— yo quiero taco (@daykneeaj) September 3, 2014

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