Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my kids' screen time until school starts. We never go over 9 or 10 hours a day.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) August 26, 2014
I'm never watching my kids, bc the rules of literature state that the more I ignore them the more delightful their adventures.
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) September 6, 2014
Kids will always remember the time Facebook & eBay were down together as "that one time Mom played with us"
— yo quiero taco (@daykneeaj) September 3, 2014
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