Bathroom hookups, sand-boobs and bloody tampons; it's all in last night's episode of "Jersey Shore."
Scroll through the photos below to discover all the dirty details.
(01 of11)
Angelina, Ronnie And Sammi go out with Angie's boy toy, Jose for his birthday. Could this be the night Jose finally gets lucky, after weeks of wining and dining his girl, only to have her hook up with Vinny, who she purportedly hates? (credit:MTV)
(02 of11)
Of course not. Angelina is too tired and she's on her period, so no sex for Jose. Plus, she and Vinny had sex a couple days ago, so she's all warn out. She's not a machine for God's sake! (credit:MTV)
(03 of11)
Angelina tells everyone that she did have sex with Jose, even though she did not. It seems like she does this so that people won't give her a hard time for stringing Jose along. But they all berate her anyway. That lonely pillow-burger is her only friend in the house. (credit:MTV)
(04 of11)
Pauly D is head-over-heels for his new Latin lover, Rocio. They are absolutely adorable together. I hear wedding bells! DJ Pauly D could work the turntables for his own wedding. I hope you like God awful dance music, Rocio! (credit:MTV)
(05 of11)
JWoWW's boyfriend, Tom comes to visit and finds another gentleman's number in her phone book. Tom seems pretty peeved for about 30 seconds, but JWoWW rules their relationship with an iron fist, so Tom forgives her. Just be thankful she still lets you wear that stupid shirt, Tom. (credit:MTV)
(06 of11)
The Situation meets a girl at a club and tries to have sex with her in the bar's bathroom. Some prudish security guard kicks them out, and Mike loses track of her before he can get her number, or at least have sex with her in a different bathroom. (credit:MTV)
(07 of11)
Pauly D recruits a couple girls to help bury Vinny in the sand. One of the lovely ladies gives Vinny sand-boobs, which everyone finds endlessly hilarious. (credit:MTV)
(08 of11)
The Situation lost sight of the girl at the club, but she finds his house and delivers her number. "If I were to decipher that for you," Mike says. "That means, here's my number, call me, so we can bang real quick." He calls her the next day so they can form a long, healthy relationship based on mutual trust and admiration. Just kidding. They're gonna bang real quick. (credit:MTV)
(09 of11)
Mike finds one of Angelina's bloody tampons on the bathroom floor, so he decides to put it under her bed. What could possibly go wrong? (credit:MTV)
(10 of11)
Angelina feigns disgust when she sees the tampon under her pillow. She ordinarily wouldn't mind, but she brought home a beech boy she's trying to impress. This girl likes anyone, as long as they aren't nice to her. (credit:MTV)
(11 of11)
The Situation yells at Angelina for not disposing of her monthly gift properly. The guy Angelina has brought home is mortified, but he has to be wondering if he can turn this whole bloody mess into some daytime coitus.Find out what happens next on a new episode of "Jersey Shore," Thursday, at 10 p.m. on MTV. (credit:MTV)