"Go take a nap."
"I'm going to count up from one, and by the time I get to three, you better be in that bed."
[puppy rolls eyes]
[puppy stands its ground]
[puppy starts to get nervous, edges toward bed]
[puppy plops down in bed, finds a toy, gets distracted, immediately leaves bed to go play]
Naps are important, little guy. We're sorry your mom had to teach you the hard way.