The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
12AM: can't sleep, drank too much coffee
— Jillian Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 7, 2016
2AM: can't sleep, too much coffee
5AM: can't sleep, too much coffee
8AM: got no sleep I need coffee
"That's actually funny" is the mansplaining of comedy writing rooms.
— Aisha Muharrar (@eeshmu) March 11, 2016
when you ask somebody a question because you already know the answer & you tryna prove a point pic.twitter.com/SqyHNjIOi3
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) March 8, 2016
a party where we all invite our contacts with the last name "tinder" or "bumble"
— steph georgopulos (@omgstephlol) March 8, 2016
Doctor: And have you been exercising?
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) March 9, 2016
Me: ...I mean I write at a standing desk all day, so
You just know HRC watched this week's #ThePeoplevOJSimpson, called up Marcia Clark and said, "Girl -- I KNOW."
— Jen Gerson Uffalussy (@jennyalyse) March 10, 2016
"Sorry ladies! Not gonna give you equal pay, reproductive rights, or a violence-free world so here's a Day instead. Also: smile!"
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) March 8, 2016
To show how engaged w the int'l community they are, maybe tonight the candidates should do the manhood-measuring on the metric system.
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) March 11, 2016
an actual thought i had this morning: "this cheese obsession has to stop."
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) March 7, 2016
Damn boy are you the GOP presidential hopefuls because I'm actually kind of offended you think you deserve this
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 11, 2016
If you gaze for long into a kim kardashian nude, the kim kardashian nude gazes also into you
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) March 7, 2016
If I could have dinner with one person living or dead I'd prolly cancel I hate plans
— Jamie Lee (@TheJamieLee) March 11, 2016
In a perfect world, I'm eating bread and counting money all day like Oprah.
— Taryn Finley (@_TARYNitUP) March 7, 2016
I'm kinda glad dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure I'd try to ride one after a few drinks.
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) March 10, 2016
ok but what if what i love to do is to never work a day in my life
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 11, 2016
I've now gone through enough meltdowns that now when I chop off my hair in the bathroom sink it actually looks p. good
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) March 10, 2016
When will the Sushi Gods realize that two packets of soy sauce with my delivery order is NEVER ENOUGH
— Kait Walsh (@NotKateWalsh) March 9, 2016
I have terrible news for the people calling me fat and ugly in my inbox right now: did you know you can be fat, and ugly, and also correct?
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) March 10, 2016
It's incredible that there's a head of state named "Barack" but equally amazing there's one named "Justin"
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) March 10, 2016
spring is all fun and games until u have to pee in a romper
— Julia Bush (@jabush) March 10, 2016
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