ghost sex

Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
"I woke up, and, yeah ... I was being mounted by a ghost."
(h/t: Fark.com) Blasick isn't the first performer to extol the virtues of ghost sex. “I was laying in bed and then I felt
Father respected both the living and the dead but some days he just preferred the dead over the living. Why, you may ponder? First off, it is because he found people to be rather difficult and pretentious at times, whereas some of his ghost pals -- not so much.
On the other hand, she says it's possible that the ghostly lovers had no connection with each other when they were on Earth