The burger-loving president expressed worry at Des Moines rally about a threat to cows he "loves," which he falsely attributed to the Green New Deal.
Listen carefully, and cows will tell you their mooooooods.
The trio of survivors are back home on North Carolina's Cedar Island, where their herd of "sea cows" freely roams.
The cows managed to swim five miles to a barrier island where they lived off the land.
The brash bovines have been tearing up lawns, scaring people and nearly causing car accidents, residents of a San Jose, California, neighborhood say.
Not all grass-fed beef is from cows that have eaten green their entire life.
This went from moo to "Ewwww!" in a hurry and Twitter loved it.
Pastures are not "petting zoos," and getting intimate with cows can have "serious consequences," warned Austria's tourism minister about a weird app stunt.
"Cow-ards," snort Twitter wits after the GOP cancellation announcement.