"The only package I want this Christmas is yours."
"I think people liked the fact that I had a sense of humor about it," the actress told Jimmy Kimmel.
“Nothing you do as a parent will ever be good enough for the people on the internet.”
Looks like Mummy has a sense of humor after all — no cheesy grin necessary.
In a shock move by the barely functioning UK government, it was announced today that those who voted Remain in the recent EU referendum are to be issued with official I told you so cards.
For those of you who don't have children and are spending wild nights out on the town, parenting may not seem very exciting or glamorous, but, it isn't. Although parenting has its rewards. I've heard.