Relationships

30 Tweets You'll Relate To If You've Been Married Any Length Of Time

"It takes my husband longer to choose a rental car online than it did for us to choose the names for our sons."

Once you’re married, you’re able to predict your spouse’s behavior with a comical level of accuracy.

You know that when you go out to eat, your spouse is always going to have a minimum of eight questions about the menu for the waiter. You know that you cannot change the thermostat 2 degrees without your hawk-eyed husband calling you out. And without fail, any time you go to the movies, your wife will swear up and down that she doesn’t want any popcorn — and then eat half of yours.

Below, we’ve gathered 30 tweets about married life that are as hilarious as they are relatable.

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