Marriage

"I’m considering polygamy so someone else can answer my husband’s questions mid-movie."
"Sorry we're late, my husband had to drive around the parking lot 5 times till he found a spot he liked."
An overwhelming majority of Swiss voters approved the "Marriage for All" initiative via a September referendum.
"I’m sorry for what I said when my husband put all my bras in the dryer."
'When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries'
Most couples have never sat down and discussed how to divide up housework and child care. The pandemic has made it a necessity.
"I hate it when my husband and I can’t agree on a show to watch because he refuses to fall asleep."
"Where I am now is better than I could have dreamed of," the actor told Shape magazine.
"Just saw the new Venom movie, also known as 90 minutes of my wife saying 'ooh' every time Tom Hardy is on screen."
"One of the worst effects of this strange illness has been the way it separates my husband and me not only from our peers but also from each other."