"My husband has the AC so low I’m sitting outside to get warm, how’s your day going?"
"My husband and I have been married for 30 years because he lacks the ability to schedule his own dental appointments."
The pop icon shared photos of her intimate wedding to husband Dalton Gomez, after dating the real estate agent for over a year
"We have reached the point where my wife is buying Tupperware to store more Tupperware."
"Wife and I are drinking outside on the deck and the neighbors are also outside having a massive argument so looks like our night just planned itself."
"The secret to marriage is finding someone whose chore preferences complement yours."
"My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it."
The Houston Texans quarterback has been accused of sexual misconduct or assault by over a dozen female massage therapists.
"Why not get married, why not fall in love and have all the happiness that everybody else is entitled to?" the CNN anchor asked on the "Tamron Hall Show."
"Went to the grocery store to pick up a few things and only had to call my wife seven times."