"You're the richest people in the world. How in God's name do you feel like a victim?" asks former Goldman Sachs partner Michael Novogratz.

The Starbucks billionaire won't make a decision on running for president until after Labor Day -- and he's still eyeing Joe Biden as his biggest competition.

“On behalf of the eight generations of my family who have been in this country, we’re going to put a little fuel in your bus," Robert F. Smith told the class.

But a billionaire's penis is "small potatoes," concludes mock "Meet the Press" panel.

One Twitter user sagely noted, "If Howard Schultz doesn’t want to be called a billionaire, there’s an easy solution for that."

Schultz is considering running as an independent. He could unintentionally split the vote and serve Trump a second term.