Clowns

The newspaper’s editorial vows that Trump “won’t conquer the bedrock values this nation was founded on."
The fast-food giant is giving free Whoppers to people dressed like clowns at some locations.
The World Clown Association (yes, that’s a thing) is worried that the new big screen adaption of Stephen King’s horror classic "It" will lead kids to fear clowns.
One person wondered if mimes will silently boycott the Alamo Drafthouse event.
The suspect had duct-taped the weapon to his amputated arm, police said.