Quanta'e Powell(01 of105)
Open Image ModalDarron Lynn Koenig(02 of105)
Open Image ModalGarrett Michael Hoover(03 of105)
Open Image ModalSean Carl Payne(04 of105)
Open Image ModalTerry Smith(05 of105)
Open Image ModalOfficers in Port Orange, Fla., say Terry Smith allegedly tried to rob a taxi and, in the process, left his wallet in the cab. (credit:Volusia County Sheriffs Dept.)
William Kise(06 of105)
Open Image ModalAfter crashing his Mustang into an Indianapolis home, William Kise's first question to the victims was reportedly, "You want some pizza?" (credit:Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Dept.)
Michael Don Mitchell(07 of105)
Open Image ModalMichael Don Mitchell, 38, is accused of stealing $87 in cash and change from a home in Lakeport, Tex., as well as a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli. Investigators identified him by the spaghetti sauce around his lips and mouth. (credit:Gregg County Jail)
Arthur Brundage(08 of105)
Open Image ModalPolice in Syracuse, N.Y., say Arthur Brundage robbed a bank and then came back to claim he was shortchanged on the loot. (credit:Syracuse Police Dept.)
Daniel Selmon(09 of105)
Open Image ModalPolice in Aurora, Ill., say they discovered Daniel Selmon was growing marijuana when they spotted a large bonfire he allegedly lit to keep the plants warm. (credit:Aurora Police Dept.)
Raymond Garcia(10 of105)
Open Image ModalRaymond Garcia, 45, was arrested after cops saw him fighting a street sign. (credit:KRQE-TV)
Phillip Beach(11 of105)
Open Image ModalPhillip Beach is accused of trying to steal a boat by jumping in the water and pulling it as he swam. He was arrested for felony theft. (credit:KXAN-TV)
John Caruso(12 of105)
Open Image ModalJohn Caruso is accused of squirting dish soap in his girlfriend's mouth in an attempt to stop her from cursing. (credit:5min/WTSP-TV)
Cristian Villarreal-Castillo(13 of105)
Open Image ModalSheriff's deputies responding to a burglary call say they found Cristian Villarreal-Castillo, a 20-year-old man, asleep on the kitchen floor of a home in Oregon. (credit:Washington County Sheriff's Office)
Chad William Forber(14 of105)
Open Image ModalChad William Forber, 41, has been charged with possession of methamphetamine, resisting or obstructing a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, stemming from an incident where he was found naked in public covered in nothing but Crisco. (credit:Courtesy of Rock Island Jail)
Johnny Broestler(15 of105)
Open Image ModalJohnny Broestler, 46, is accused of smearing dirty underwear on another man's face after an argument about rent. (credit: Alachual County Jail )
Joyce Coffey(16 of105)
Open Image ModalJoyce Coffey was arrested four times in 26 hours for blasting the AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" and other loud music from her home and for throwing a frying pan. (credit:Rockingham County Jail)
LaKeisha Nicole Brown(17 of105)
Open Image ModalLaKeisha Nicole Brown, 24, of Longview, Tex., is accused of running an SUV over five people playing dominoes in a car port. (credit:Longview Police Dept.)
James David Gray(18 of105)
Open Image ModalJames David Gray was charged with his fifth DUI when police in Ocala, Fla., pulled him over for driving drunk on a lawnmower. (credit:Marion County Sheriffs Dept.)
Terry Davis(19 of105)
Open Image ModalTerry Davis is accused of stealing a textbook called "Resolving Ethical Issues" from the University of Louisville's Health Sciences Center and then later trying to resell the book to a rival book store. (credit:Louisville Metro Corrections)
April Hill(20 of105)
Open Image ModalApril Hill, 22, of Greenville, Indiana, was arrested on preliminary charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated with a blood-alcohol content of 0.15 or higher and a felony count of disturbing a train bed. (credit:Floyd County Jail)
Eric Butkiewicz(21 of105)
Open Image ModalRhonda Washington(22 of105)
Open Image ModalRhonda Washington, 33, of Bryan, Tex., is accused of stabbing her husband because she didn't like his Facebook update. She maintains that she stabbed him with keys because she was mad he was doing PCP in the house. (credit:Brazos County Sheriffs Dept.)
Naked Chainsaw(23 of105)
Open Image ModalJason Dornhoff(24 of105)
Open Image ModalRobert Gernot(25 of105)
Open Image ModalGermot was accused of threatening his neighbor by saying, "When I get done taking a s--t, I'm gonna kick your f---ing a--!" (credit:St. Lucie Sheriff's Department)
Ilyass Nabih and Thony Sengsoulya(26 of105)
Open Image ModalIlyass Nabih and Thony Sengsoulya, both of Nashua, New Hampshire, were arrested on drug charges in June 2012 after authorities spotted them allegedly trying to shoot up heroin while parked outside the Lawrence Police Station in Massachusetts. (credit:Lawrence Police Department)
Vladimir Mishkov(27 of105)
Open Image ModalKelsey Smith(28 of105)
Open Image ModalIn June, 2012, Smith was accused of driving under the influence and of spitting blood on law enforcement officers in Volusia County, Fla. (credit:Volusia County Jail)
Raymond Carl Knudson(29 of105)
Open Image ModalRaymond Carl Knudson pleaded guilty June 25 to sticking up a Bank of America branch in April, a crime he confessed within minutes of committing. (credit:Multnomah County Sheriff's Office)
Kola J. McGrath(30 of105)
Open Image ModalKola J. McGrath was arrested for sneaking into her boyfriend's apartment complex by hiding in a small pink suitcase in Portland, Ore. The police searched the apartment of Curtis T. Lowe after being informed that a man had kidnapped a woman, put her in a suitcase, and taken her into the building. They found McGrath hiding in a closet. (credit:Courtesy of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office)
Houaka Yang(31 of105)
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Open Image ModalClyde Hobbs(33 of105)
Open Image ModalPatricia Krentcil(34 of105)
Open Image ModalEugene Carl Kotelman(35 of105)
Open Image ModalAaron Latham(36 of105)
Open Image ModalJoseph Hannah(37 of105)
Open Image ModalMichael Baker(38 of105)
Open Image ModalRonaldo Silva(39 of105)
Open Image ModalRay Woods(40 of105)
Open Image ModalKeith Fehr(41 of105)
Open Image ModalRaymond Foley(42 of105)
Open Image ModalJesse James Thomas(43 of105)
Open Image ModalWilliam Bliss(44 of105)
Open Image ModalChristina Lopez(45 of105)
Open Image ModalBriana Rios(46 of105)
Open Image ModalMatthew Ibarria(47 of105)
Open Image ModalJacob Lee Bovia(48 of105)
Open Image ModalJohn Jardini(49 of105)
Open Image ModalJason Engel(50 of105)
Open Image ModalMichael Conley(51 of105)
Open Image ModalMichael Barker(52 of105)
Open Image ModalMark Loescher(53 of105)
Open Image ModalRamon Blair(54 of105)
Open Image ModalVerdon Taylor(55 of105)
Open Image ModalNikolas Harbar and Stephanie Pelzner(56 of105)
Open Image ModalMisty Lawson(57 of105)
Open Image ModalHarold Wayne Hadley, Jr.(58 of105)
Open Image ModalAndrew Toothman(59 of105)
Open Image ModalAgustin Sanchez(60 of105)
Open Image ModalTimothy Randall Clark(61 of105)
Open Image ModalOneal Morris(62 of105)
Open Image ModalOlivia Ornelas(63 of105)
Open Image ModalRanaldo Jack(64 of105)
Open Image ModalMarsia Emanuel(65 of105)
Open Image ModalBug Spray Bandit(66 of105)
Open Image ModalKaren Henry(67 of105)
Open Image ModalGregory Liascos(68 of105)
Open Image ModalThis camouflage might work well in nature, but it really stands out in the police station. Oregon investigators believe Gregory Liascos, 36, was wearing this "ghillie" camouflage when he attempted to break into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals last week. After setting off alarms, the suspect allegedly fled into a wooded area nearby. Officers only found Liascos when a police dog bit what appeared to be a patch of grass -- which yelped in pain. On Oct. 12, 2011, authorities said Liascos failed to show up for his trial. A warrant has been issued for his arrest. (credit:Washington County Sheriff's Office / AP)
Albert Tejeda(69 of105)
Open Image ModalSheriff's deputies in Pinal County, Ariz., say Albert Tejeda's unique tattoos -- and his lengthy rap sheet -- leave him with a face they'll never forget. After Tejeda allegedly fled during a traffic stop, deputies claim they knew exactly who they were looking for and later found the 31-year-old walking around Casa Grande with a samurai sword. (credit:Pinal County Sheriff's Office)
Juan Aguirre(70 of105)
Open Image ModalEven if Juan Aguirre got away, he would have ended up empty handed. Police said the 21-year-old Kansan stole six empty DVD boxes from a local adult entertainment shop. (credit:Saline County Sheriff)
'Vampire' Josephine Smith(71 of105)
Open Image ModalJosephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you". (credit:Pinellas County Jail)
Edwin Tobergta(72 of105)
Open Image ModalEdwin Tobergta, 32, is seen in this booking photo from the Butler County Sheriff's Office. Tobergta was arrested after allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft. (credit:Butler County Sheriff)
Joshua Greene(73 of105)
Open Image ModalIt's not easy to be the most most memorable visitor when thousands of NASCAR fans come to town, but West Virginia's Joshua Greene made a pretty good run for that honor when police caught the streaking 27-year-old with a raccoon in his car. (credit:Sullivan County Jail)
Ismael Ambrosio(74 of105)
Open Image ModalWe're not saying there's guilt written all over his face, but Ismael Ambrosio is seen in this Aug. 9 booking photo from the Pinellas County (Fla.) Jail with a facial tattoo that could not have pleased police officers. (credit:Pinellas County Jail)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(75 of105)
Open Image ModalThe hand of justice makes an appearance in this mug shot. Nichlous Peternik -- and the arm of a law enforcement official in Redding, Calif. -- are featured prominently in this memorable booking photo taken after Peternik was arrested on suspicion of burglary. Officials say they were forced to reach into the frame when Peternik refused to pull his hair back from over his face. (credit:Shasta County Police Department)
Man Charged with DWI for Driving Motorized Cooler(76 of105)
Open Image ModalAn Australian man caught driving a motorized cooler box through a beachside resort town appeared in court charged with drunk driving, The Courier Mail reported Monday. Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, faces charges of driving under the influence and driving without a license after police caught him on the makeshift vehicle, which was powered by a 50cc engine. (credit:eBay.com)
Lorena Tavera(77 of105)
Open Image ModalFormer Miss El Paso USA Lorena Tavera was arrested for allegedly shoplifting a $69 shirt in El Paso. (credit:El Paso Police Department)
Cory Smits(78 of105)
Open Image ModalCory Smits, 29, is seen in this booking photo from the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department. Smits was found guilty July 7 on his fifth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. (credit:Manitowoc Sheriff's Dept. )
Patrick Francis Brooks(79 of105)
Open Image ModalThis booking photo from the Shasta County Sheriff's Office in California shows Patrick Francis Brooks and his obscene tattoo after his July 11 arrest on charges of burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous conviction. (credit:Shasta County Sheriff's Office)
Mark Anthony Richardson Jr.(80 of105)
Open Image ModalMark Anthony Richardson Jr. wore diapers and faked being autistic to get women to babysit him. He was sentenced to three years in prison in July 2011 for groping an 18-year-old daughter of one of the conned nannies. (credit:Oklahoma County Sheriff)
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Open Image ModalLevon T. Sarkisyan, allegedly broke into a Connecticut home and smashed statues and furniture, because he claimed God told him to do it, according to police. (credit:Farmington Police Department )
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(82 of105)
Open Image ModalPolice in Phoenix, Ariz., have accused Randon Reid of the crime of flight -- and a crime against flight. Investigators say the 26-year-old suspect opened fire on an airplane parked at Deer Valley Airport, then fled from authorities who tried to pull him over. He has reportedly been charged with felony flight and driving under the influence. (credit:Maricopa County Sheriff's Office)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(83 of105)
Open Image ModalHoly handcuffs! Police in a smog-clotted town in northwest Michigan are touting the arrest of Batman. The legendary caped crusader was reportedly nabbed while dangling from a 30-foot-high building. The unmasked superhero wannabe is actually a local resident named Mark Wayne Williams. (credit:AP)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(84 of105)
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Open Image ModalA South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison and put on probation, under the condition that he keep his distance from the horse. Rodell Vereen, pictured in this file photo, was released from prison after serving 16 months. (credit:Horry County Detention Center / AP)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(86 of105)
Open Image ModalIt was almost a kiss of death. Deputies in Florida say 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire on her neighbor's house after the much younger resident refused to give her a kiss. Investigators at the Marion County Sheriff's Office claim Staudinger refused to leave 53-year-old Dwight Bettner unless her neighbor gave her a kiss. She allegedly returned with a gun. (credit:Marion County Sheriff's Office)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(87 of105)
Open Image ModalIt's always best to practice what you preach. Police in Florida say they arrested the former president of a local chapter of Mother's Against Drunk Driving for driving under the influence. Debra Oberlin has been charged with drunk driving for the Feb. 18 incident. (credit:Gainesville Police Department)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(88 of105)
Open Image ModalPolice in Michigan say a man claimed he was royalty before trying to steal a pack of Marlboros from a 7-Eleven. Joseph Lawrence Borowiak is charged with strong-arm robbery and resisting arrest after allegedly wrestling a store clerk over a pack of cigarettes. Borowiak reportedly stated, "The king doesn't pay for cigarettes." (credit:Warren Police Department)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(89 of105)
Open Image ModalJerome Smith's forehead says he's a "Genius," but police say he wasn't being smart when he allegedly struck a pregnant woman with a handgun. The Cincinnati, Ohio, resident is accused of repeatedly pistol-whipping a woman who was eight months pregnant in late January. (credit:Hamilton County Sheriff Office)
Leo Earl Sharp(90 of105)
Open Image ModalWhen police caught 87-year-old Leo Earl Sharp allegedly transporting 228 pounds of cocaine, the suspect told them that he was forced "at gunpoint" to transport the drugs. (credit:AP)
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Open Image ModalMichael Belton(92 of105)
Open Image ModalBelton lost his wig, sunglasses and $115,000 worth of casino chips when security wrestled him to the floor during a botched weekend heist, according to authorities. (credit:Facebook)
Dumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply(93 of105)
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Open Image ModalDylan DiFalco told a Sheriff's deputy he had to urinate and, when the cop told him he'd have to wait, he peed in the cop car, according to an arrest report. "I told you I had to go you stupid cop," Difalco said, according to the report. (credit:Collier County Sheriff's Office)
Milton Hodges(95 of105)
Open Image ModalHodges, 20, of Florida, allegedly fled to a nudist colony and threatened residents there after committing an armed robbery at a nearby Lowe's. The fully-clothed Hodges was reported to have been easily identified by his pursuers in the naked environment.
Timothy Paul Shelby(96 of105)
Open Image ModalShelby, 53, was arrested in South Florida on June 1, 2012 for driving without a license -- immediately after leaving a courthouse after he appeared for the same offense.
Nicole Okrzesik(97 of105)
Open Image ModalNikoleta Karoly(98 of105)
Open Image ModalKaroly is accused of choking her boyfriend because he refused to marry her so she could get a new Visa. (credit:Collier County Sheriff's Office)
Bradley Pope(99 of105)
Open Image ModalPope was arrested for DUI. He allegedly told police that he was a "covert agent" and that he had drank 100 beers.
Tracy Mabb(100 of105)
Open Image ModalMabb is accused of exposing herself at an intersection in Pompano Beach, Fla. She allegedly told police she didn't "give a f--k" about her actions, according to a police report.
Everett Lages(101 of105)
Open Image ModalLages was arrested when he allegedly called 911 after he was not allowed to bring his kitten inside a strip club. (credit:Charlotte County Sheriff's Office)
James Seehaus(102 of105)
Open Image ModalSeehaus allegedly told police that he robbed a 7-Eleven in Palm Bay, Fla. after his fiance refused to have sex with him. (credit:Brevard County Sheriff's Office)
Cody Slaughter(103 of105)
Open Image ModalSlaughter is accused of admitting to child molestation and bestiality during a job interview with the US Border Patrol. (credit:Yuma County Sheriff's Office)
Timothy Paez(104 of105)
Open Image ModalPaez is accused of urinating on a woman's leg after she rejected his advances. (credit:Boulder County Sheriff's Office)
Dajuan Porter(105 of105)
Open Image ModalDajaun Porter is accused of breaking into the homes of male victims and giving them oral sex as they slept. (credit:Harrisburg Police Dept.)