<i>Weeklings!</i>: One Gay's End-of-the-World Confessions (VIDEO)

In this edition of Weeklings!, I admit every last bit of truth I've been holding back. The Mayans are probably right, so why go on living these lies any longer?
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It's the end of the world, so let's stop fronting and start spilling everything. Ready?

In this edition of Weeklings!, I admit every last bit of truth I've been holding back. The Mayans are probably right, so why go on living these lies any longer?

I apologize to anyone I may offend, but the fact is you're probably already on fire and swallowed up in the gaping, infernal abyss that has become our planet. So, whatever. I hope my confessions provide a temporary balm as your flesh is burned off your body.

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You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.

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