"As I've gotten older, it has become clear to me why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog."
Mark your calendars. A new single called "Rumors" is coming.
All of this alone time has been good for something, so we found social distancing-approved vibrators and more for the occasion.
"People on Tinder are like, 'In town for my birthday weekend! Looking to catch Covid — and feelings 😉❤️'"
I have not been in a committed relationship since my husband died nearly 21 years ago.
Bless your married friends' hearts, they mean well. But they have no idea what they're talking about.
"When a 22-year-old talks about how they’re going to be alone forever because dating is hard, I break out in hives."
@textsfromyourex isn't the only account you should be following post-split.
Lyrics include: "Would you like to sit next to me/ When you kiss me, I can’t breathe."