The calendar can say what it wants, but our hearts are already pumping for Halloween. Halloween is the Twitter of holidays: You get points for being creative. And let's face it, midlifers have been at the Halloween game longer than most.
Hint: Trump is too obvious, ditto for Hilz, and let's face it, nobody will know who you are if you are Bernie.
And so here are some costume ideas for midlifers that we found on various sites:
Lion-Killing Dentist
Peta
Peanut Butter And Jelly
Target
Bacon And Egg Costume
Target
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Plug And Socket
Costume SuperCenter
Marilyn Monroe And Joe DiMaggio
Costume Works
#TheDress
Yandy
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IPhone 6 Plus
Costume Works
Mona Lisa Painting Costume
Amazon
"The Intern."
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Mary Poppins
The Costumer
Over The Hill Beauty Queens Group Costume
Coolest Homemade Costumes
A Flintstones Character
Party City
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Lucille Ball
Walmart
1950s Pregnant Housewife And Guilty Milkman
Coolest Homemade Costumes
Hippies
Boomer Cafe
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Grumpy Old Man
HalloweenCostumes4u.com
Old Lady Costume
Candy Apple Costumes
Old Man Deluxe Chinless Mask
The Costumer
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Oh 69 Bingo Lady Full Mask
Amazon
Old Man Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
Old Woman Face
TotallyCostumes.com
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Old Woman Olga Mask
Fancy Dress Costumes Store
Lost Puppy Humorous Column
Amazon
Old Man Mask
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Old Woman Mask
HalloweenCostumes.com
Senior Citizen Foam Mask
TotallyCostumes.com
Old Lady With Scarf Mask
The Castle
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Men's Bad Geezer Mask
Amazon