Funny Women

"Instead of telling my husband I'm annoyed with him, I'm just gonna put strawberries in a salad."
"Peeps are the best candies to use as little pillows for your other candy."
"Just overheard the phrase, 'pregnant with a baby,' and secretly wondered what the other options were."
The model spilled her guts to James Corden on "that Obama thing."
"Well, the pandemic has led to a new level of marital trust: husband asked if I’d cut his hair."
"People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk."
"ONCE AGAIN AMERICA WILL DEFEAT THE BRITISH MONARCHY BY SPILLING TEA"
"What I think my bangs look like vs what they actually look like."
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women