Ever get the sense we're getting too attached to technology?
Masturbatory aid purveyor Fleshlight has released the Launchpad, an iPad case that allows a man to attach his Fleshlight directly to an iPad, so that he can simulate sex with whomever -- or whatever -- is on the screen.
That's right. While you're not busy getting a handy from a robot or practicing oral sex on your smartphone, you can now just go ahead and bang your iPad.
The Launchpad -- which runs $24.95 and does not include an actual Fleshlight -- was two and a half years in the making, according to Deadspin.
"We gathered a lot of data and people are moving in masses to watching their adult content via mobile devices, so the Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the perfect accessory for men everywhere," Fleshlight spokesperson Daniel Pacheco told Mashable. "We're happy to see that men view this as an outlet of fulfilling their sexual fantasies and men's pleasure products are getting more widespread acceptance just like women's sex toys."
An ad for the Launchpad garnered hundreds of thousands of views before being removed "because its content violated YouTube's Terms of Service." The NSFW ad, which can still be viewed on Fleshlight's website, shows a long-distance couple about to engage in some sexy time via webcam.
The ad is shot mostly from the perspective of the man, who asks his girlfriend to put on some lingerie before he straps into the Launchpad.
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