Boob Deodorant – The Latest Joke From The Beauty Industry

This Is The Latest Joke From The Beauty Industry
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circa 1955: A portrait of a woman applying lipstick while looking in a compact mirror. (Photo by Lambert/Getty Images)

Ladies, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The first piece of good news is that I will never again begin a column with the word "ladies" because typing that opener makes me cringe at the thought of one too many all-female email threads organizing Sunday brunches, Girls-watching marathons and bachelorette parties. The second piece of good news is that American Apparel and Cameron Diaz say you can stop waxing all your pubic hair off.

The bad news: you need to start deodorizing under your boobs.

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