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Turtle Masturbating Is Pretty Gross (GRAPHIC, NSFW VIDEO)

WATCH: 'It's A Turtlegasm' (NSFW)

He's coming right tortoise!

And when this shelled shellacker does reach his "turtlegasm" as it's described in the NSFW, GRAPHIC video from LiveLeak.com, watch out. There's a lot of ... relief on the ground.

Perhaps we were just charmingly naive, but HuffPost Weird News was unaware of just how many turtle masturbating videos there are out there.

But this particular example is one of the more intense and disturbing examples of this intriguing phenomenon.

So watch this turtle stud strut his stuff, and then wash your forever-unclean eyes.

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