Ukrainian journalist Marichka Padalko said the incident was "probably my most curious experience in 20 years as a presenter."
“Should I make a joke about it or just apologize for the disgusting thing that just happened?” the actor recalled on "Conan."
I can tell you want an apology. You worked so hard blending in during those junior high and high school years. And here I've gone and become a parent. This naturally means I've done many things you'd find cringe-worthy. Are you seeing this? I'm sure it's pretty painful to watch.
A lesson to parents everywhere.
College graduation. I was busy shaking hands and shaking envelopes for money when I spotted my friend-slash-brother's-girlfriend-slash-future-sister-in-law across the room acting oddly.
Apparently there is some sort of 'giant elevator decorum' wherein people basically hold their collective breath and remain mute when packed into a colossal box hurtling toward the ground, hundreds of feet per second.
Bodily fluids are often involved.