“Should I make a joke about it or just apologize for the disgusting thing that just happened?” the actor recalled on "Conan."
I can tell you want an apology. You worked so hard blending in during those junior high and high school years. And here I've gone and become a parent. This naturally means I've done many things you'd find cringe-worthy. Are you seeing this? I'm sure it's pretty painful to watch.
A lesson to parents everywhere.
Bodily fluids are often involved.
But we didn't realize coughing and farting simultaneously was such a problem.
We feel your pain. And so do a lot of other people! It's a common mistake many people make with new partners, especially if they're coming off a long-term relationship. Here are 5 fixes for this kind of mess up, some of which are inspired by our own readers' responses to previous advice questions on this exact topic.
"You do wild things when you don't know you matter."
That's our Mockingjay.
The worst is when the doctor is elbow deep in uterus and they continue the conversation. My biggest fear is that the doctor will point out my imperfections while buck naked on the examination table, shooting a V in the stirrups.
Parents get a lot of bad PR from teenagers. The most common complaint is about how “embarrassing” we are. The irony is that 10 or so years ago, our teenagers were plenty embarrassing to us -- here's why.