miss piggy kermit split
She called 1,000 times, OK?
Kids, recently something horrible happened. Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, fixtures of your parents' childhood, split up. This is going to be very difficult on your parents. They are going to need your love and support to get through this rough time.
Perhaps now we'll be able to get over Miss Piggy and Kermit.
"Dating moi is like flying close to the sun.”