84-Year-Old Ray Jessel Surprises Judges With A Naughty Original Song

84-Year-Old Ray Jessel Surprises Judges With A Naughty Original Song

Warning: This catchy song might get stuck in your head from now until the end of time.

When 84-year-old Ray Jessel got on the stage of "America's Got Talent" to perform an original song "What She's Got," the judges were expecting something a little more, how shall we say it... wholesome.

What they got instead were some raunchy lyrics recounting a time when Jessel's "friend" met a girl he just adored, but she had much more than he bargained for -- "She's got a penis."

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and Howard Stern said Jessel is a breath of fresh air.

Jessel only started performing when he was 72, and we hope he keeps on singing and writing ridiculous lyrics for a long, long time.

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